Sunday, March 4, 2012

Satire Example: RESPECT


Dear Lord! All you students are walking around this campus looking like hoodlums. Whatever happened to leading the Bullis way? These uniforms look absurd. Short skirts, un-tucked shirts, an assortment of jackets and quarter zips.!? What is this community coming to? As of now it’s a hot mess. Now that the school year is half over, it is time we crack down on the rules. Ladies, dress yourselves in an appropriate manner or you’ll receive a comportment form without notice via email. Four inches, and four inches only. If you all keep it up, skirts will be removed from the uniform and you will be subject to pants—khaki and gray pants. These pants must be Bullis appropriate containing no rivets and external pockets as well. rivets make the pants casual and jean like, and that is not apart of the Bullis way. Speaking of pants, all shirts must be tucked into the students’ bottoms and not covered by an unsightly non-Bullis quarter zip. Have some school spirit and purchase an overpriced quarter zip fleece from the school store. That is all that is uniform now any way. The uniform infractions have become too much, and we the faculty cannot bare. Where is the respect for crying out loud? While on the Bullis campus, lead the Bullis way by being in proper uniform and arriving to classes promptly!